All That Glitters May not be gold

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Nurse Markiplier’s blowjob exploits

markiplier:

cutieplier:

"Years ago in Vietnaaaamm, they used to let women into the army if they had a beard. So I went in knowing that the only way I’d survive is to infiltrate the Vietcong via their dicks. I dug into their tunnels and then when I went down there, it was just a big orrrgy. Just a big pile of them, that’s how they make so many. Long story short, I sucked their diiicks"

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My goodness… did I say these words?

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awwww-cute:

After relentlessly looking for the new kitten in the house. I was about to drive around the neighbor looking for her when I noticed this

awwww-cute:

After relentlessly looking for the new kitten in the house. I was about to drive around the neighbor looking for her when I noticed this